Work, it is no longer christmas, what are you doing?! (Taken with instagram)

In a mad rush late for work.
Used Ari-Gold-famed expletive “RUSTY CUNT BUCKET, FUCK!”.
Felt better.

Here’s an analogy:
Chemical A = pizza just out of oven
Chemical B = tv remote

TV remote pushes pizza onto plate
Chemical B pushes out Chemical A’s electrons or s/t

Right?

Sick!

My nearly-80 year old boss has instagram?!

Need to stop watching Footnotes on The Berrics, it’s making me want to buy a load of shoes.

In other news, that Alexander Wang varsity jacket in the Goldie video, this one (look #8)? Wannit, bad.

26 degrees, therefore it is Biggie-and-mini time (Taken with instagram)

Entourage, Suits, 2 Broke Girls

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• Swung my hand into a wall
• Fell on my back on a metal blade thing
• Slashed my arm climbing over a massive fence

Fuq skateboarding

Alma Park warriors (Taken with instagram)

To make my brother go to bed she’s stolen his iPod Touch and won’t stop trying wrong passcodes until it either locks or he goes, ahahahaha

blogging girls and not much else

I had this as my wallpaper. My then-girlfriend freaked the fuck out.

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Earnt £101 this weekend, holla

All the damn time

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